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    Ryan Rivkin wrote a new post, 5 months, 1 week ago

    ThumbnailOne day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing.

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    Forrest Wildfong changed their profile picture 5 months, 3 weeks ago

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    Ryan Rivkin commented on the post, Is it clean or dirty 6 months ago

    thankyou :)

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    Ryan Rivkin wrote a new post, Is it clean or dirty 6 months ago

    clean joke
    dave took a bath with bubbles for a long time.

    dirty joke
    bubbles was the next door neighbor

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    Ryan Rivkin wrote a new post, Is your significant other dead? 6 months ago

    how do you know if your significant other is dead?

    If the sex is the same but you get the remote.

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    Ryan Rivkin wrote a new post, Awe my cat is all wet 6 months ago

    A cat fall into a lake and a rooster starts laughing.

    Whats the moral of the story?

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    Forrest Wildfong wrote a new post, Chuck Norris Joke 1 ( maby not the best one ) 6 months ago

    Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn’t work because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap from nobody.

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    Forrest Wildfong wrote a new post, Chuck Norris Jokes For Geeks page 1 6 months ago

    There is no ‘Ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control

    Chuck Norris woke up one day and decided he should share his knowledge with the world… Thus Google was born.
    Chuck […]

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    Forrest Wildfong wrote a new post, Harry Potter 6 months, 1 week ago

    Person1: “Do you know how i know harry potter isnt real?”

    Person2 : “How?”

    Person1: “Come on a red head with 2 friends…”

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    Forrest Wildfong wrote a new post, Santa 6 months, 1 week ago

    On X-mas Santa stopped at the first house. When he got down the chimney he found a beautiful red head waiting for him. She walked over to santa and said “Santa you should stay tonight, I’ll make it worth your […]

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    Forrest Wildfong wrote a new post, Dirty Doctor 6 months, 1 week ago

    A doctor goes in to write a perscription for his patient, he pulls out his thermometer and says ”Aww shit, some ass hole has got my pen.”

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    Forrest Wildfong and Profile picture of Ryan RivkinRyan Rivkin are now friends 6 months, 1 week ago

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    Forrest Wildfong wrote a new post, Dirty Drunk Bumb 6 months, 1 week ago

    A wasted bumb riding the bus watches a man get on the bus, ths man is dressed nicely and has some jewlery on. The bumb intently watches as this man walks up to the first girl he sees on the bus and says “Tickle […]

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    Forrest Wildfong posted an update 6 months, 1 week ago

    A doctor goes in to write a perscription for his patient, he pulls out his thermometer and says ”Aww shit, some ass hole has got my pen.”

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    rivkinnator changed their profile picture 6 months, 3 weeks ago

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    rivkinnator wrote a new post, Chemistry Death 7 months, 2 weeks ago

    Two men walk into a bar, the first then asks the bartender, “I would like some H2O please.”

    The second man then says, “Yes that sound good, I’d like some H2O too.”

    The second man died.

     

     

    Spoiler ALERT:

    H2O […]

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    rivkinnator wrote a new post, Honey I WON 7 months, 2 weeks ago

    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

    She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’

    The husband said, ‘Oh my […]

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    rivkinnator wrote a new post, Eager jealousy is not always a good thing 8 months ago

    After a long night of making love,
    the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.
    He begins to worry.
    ‘Is this your husband?’
    he nervously asks.
    ‘No, silly,’
    she replies, snuggling […]

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    rivkinnator wrote a new post, The New I-Phone 5 was stolen yet again 8 months, 1 week ago

    As always Apple gives a select few a prerelease of the brand new iphone to try out and use in the field. For the last release the iphone 4 was stolen “lost” at a bar as some would have it. and thats right, you […]

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    rivkinnator wrote a new post, sister site has new toys 8 months, 3 weeks ago

    so our sister site just launched a new forum today, they need help filling it with useful information. were working hard to help them. shoot over and check it out its pretty cool.

    http://www.thegeek.mobi

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