ROTFL OMG

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing.

clean joke
dave took a bath with bubbles for a long time.

dirty joke
bubbles was the next door neighbor

how do you know if your significant other is dead?

If the sex is the same but you get the remote.

A cat fall into a lake and a rooster starts laughing.

Whats the moral of the story?

Two men walk into a bar, the first then asks the bartender, “I would like some H2O please.”

The second man then says, “Yes that sound good, I’d like some H2O too.”

The second man died.

Spoiler ALERT:

H2O […]

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’

The husband said, ‘Oh my […]

After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
‘Is this your husband?’
he nervously asks.
‘No, silly,’
she replies, snuggling […]

As always Apple gives a select few a prerelease of the brand new iphone to try out and use in the field. For the last release the iphone 4 was stolen “lost” at a bar as some would have it. and thats right, you […]

so our sister site just launched a new forum today, they need help filling it with useful information. were working hard to help them. shoot over and check it out its pretty cool.

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on wednesday august 24th stumble upon couldn’t seem to get it right. when a user attempted to goto http://www.stumbleupon.com there site would show the above graphic, indication that they were having problems […]

Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”

Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”

Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all […]

When it comes down to who’s beter at web hosting with there servers their has always been a huge debate over who’s faster, more secure, easier, and more stable, unfortunately this most likely will never be […]

During normal operation or in Safe mode, your computer may play “Fur Elise” or “It’s a Small, Small World” seemingly at random. This is an indication sent to the PC speaker from the computer’s BIOS that the CPU […]

Someone posted there status to trick their friends and busted one of them, doesn’t end there tho, take a look at what his password is.

Get a bottle of bubbles. Get glow sticks. Cut open the glow sticks and dump them into the bubble solution. Turn off the lights and you got yourself glow in the dark bubbles. BOOM.

You’re welcome.

(highdeas.com)

and they said this computer would never be obsolete

In the T.V. series Futurama the movies Benders Big Score there was a binary code that bender would say aloud to open a portal to time travel, 001100010010011110100001101101110011 < was the binary code that he […]

While still undecided, we have discussed many things about what this site should be, from just selling the name to trying to make something with it, to ROTFLOMG (roll on the floor laughing, Oh My G-d) and we said […]