by Ryan Rivkin
October 3, 2011 in Uncategorized
Two men walk into a bar, the first then asks the bartender, “I would like some H2O please.”
The second man then says, “Yes that sound good, I’d like some H2O too.”
The second man died.
Spoiler ALERT:
H2O too = H2O2
by Ryan Rivkin
October 3, 2011 in Funny, sorta funny
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’
The husband said, ‘Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’
‘Doesn’t matter,’ she said. ‘Just get out.’
by Ryan Rivkin
September 21, 2011 in Uncategorized
Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!
by Ryan Rivkin
September 17, 2011 in Funny, sorta funny, super funny
After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
‘Is this your husband?’
he nervously asks.
‘No, silly,’
she replies, snuggling up to him.
‘Your boyfriend, then?’
he continues.
‘No, not at all,’
she says, nibbling away at his ear.
‘Is it your dad or your brother?’
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
‘No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!’ she answers.
‘Well, who in the hell is he, then?’
he demands.
She whispers in his ear
‘That’s me before the surgery.’ …
by Ryan Rivkin
September 11, 2011 in basic info, computers, Funny
As always Apple gives a select few a prerelease of the brand new iphone to try out and use in the field. For the last release the iphone 4 was stolen “lost” at a bar as some would have it. and thats right, you guessed it, the iphone 5 was also lost too. Apple has sent a search party out for it and also has police involved searching for this thing however it unlikely that they will find it as its probably on its way out of the country. Just thought we should share some of apples employees stupidity.
by Ryan Rivkin
September 2, 2011 in Uncategorized
so our sister site just launched a new forum today, they need help filling it with useful information. were working hard to help them. shoot over and check it out its pretty cool.
http://www.thegeek.mobi
by Ryan Rivkin
August 25, 2011 in Uncategorized
this is a screen shot of stumble upon @ 10:45 8/24/11
on wednesday august 24th stumble upon couldn’t seem to get it right. when a user attempted to goto http://www.stumbleupon.com there site would show the above graphic, indication that they were having problems with there site. if a user kept refreshing there page they would occasionally be able to “stumble” through there interests of websites.
by Ryan Rivkin
August 11, 2011 in Uncategorized
Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”
Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”
Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”
Me: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”
Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”
Me: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”
Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”
Me: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”
Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”
Me: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.”
by Ryan Rivkin
July 29, 2011 in Uncategorized
When it comes to whos better we still fight and argue over windows and linux.
When it comes down to who’s beter at web hosting with there servers their has always been a huge debate over who’s faster, more secure, easier, and more stable, unfortunately this most likely will never be answered with true facts as most people who try to test this usually have a biast to begin with. dont get us wrong, we use an apache server for this blog and for our other sites we use a combo of microsoft and apache servers.
by Ryan Rivkin
July 25, 2011 in computers, Funny, sorta funny
Wow Microsoft, Didn't know you liked classical music
During normal operation or in Safe mode, your computer may play “Fur Elise” or “It’s a Small, Small World” seemingly at random. This is an indication sent to the PC speaker from the computer’s BIOS that the CPU fan is failing or has failed, or that the power supply voltages have drifted out of tolerance. This is a design feature of a detection circuit and system BIOSes developed by Award/Unicore from 1997 on.
More Info:
Although these symptoms may appear to be virus-like, they are the result of an electronic hardware monitoring component of the motherboard and BIOS. You may want to have your computer checked or serviced.
For aditional related information, please see the following DFI Technologies Web site:
Microsoft provides third-party contact information to help you find technical support. This contact information may change without notice. Microsoft does not guarantee the accuracy of this third-party contact information.
Source:support.microsoft.com/%253Fkbid%253D261186